I’m Who?

My NAME is JEREMY WONG (if you havn’t realised this yet, you don’t deserve to read the contents of this blog until you are willing to admit that I am the only JEREMY WONG in the world and the only one you should know).

The next piece of tasty biographical importance is to remember my BIRTHDAY, it is the 10th of September 1987. Now if you think that is hard to remember, check this out:

10/9/87

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven… WOWZERS!

A note of warning, I’m afflicted with GAS. For the illiterate, GAS is not my inability to flatulate at the most inappropriate of times, rather it is an acronym for Gear Acquiring Syndrome. The only reason why I suffer from such a diesease is primarily due to my passion for KEYBOARDS, and the secondary reason is because of my LACKLUSTRE SKILL (this can be observed from AdamLoh’s parabolic relationship of GAS and SKILL).

Actually it is more the case that GOD has created me on such a specific date as 10/9/87 and blessed me with an identity, and by his GRACE and MERCY given me new LIFE, these three reasons alone is more than sufficient for me to EXALT the GREAT “I AM”.

God has also EMPOWERED me with the passion and ability to SERVE Him on the keyboards despite not being as technically proficient as others. Nonetheless it is a JOURNEY to consistently IMPROVE my skills to ultimately be able to say GOD IN ME gave me the STRENGTH to succeed. For He will use the simple to confound the wise, and He will make strong the weak to bring GLORY to his NAME.